Friday, June 27, 2008

excerpts from another mail

yeah, yeah, see u on sunday....for sure...

...and i guess, the day u write that big mail to me about all the things that you have been wanting to tell
would be the day you will see an Al Jazeera exclusive video footage of Bush and Osama kissing each other outside a niche marriage court in California....


:((
i got into such trouble today...
and not for much good reason too...
my room mate had forgotten his mobile at our home, i went back at home during lunch for some small work,
and saw his mobile lying there,
i took it along intending to return it to him
but then my conscience balked at the thought of returning back the phone unmolested and its owner unconfounded,
so i just typed an sms
"Call me immediately"
and sent it to the first 7-8 female names i found on his list
and then gave the mobile back to our guy...


and in a couple of minutes he is getting calls from relatives long forgotten
but the worst part was
when a couple of women he had been seeing for marriage, but where the talks had collapsed unceremoniusly much like Israel-Palestine peace talks,
started calling him up and asking what the shit he was upto after such a long time....

as would seem logical from the above delineated sequence of events
our man got mightily pissed off
and the first hints of it came to me
when he passed by my desk in office, and made a certain twitching gesture of his right hand fingers
which somehow my mind inchoately processed as a demand, and far less a request, of wanting me to meet outside...

his soft body language, and soft grimaces notwithstanding, i deduced --- drawing from my deep
experience in studying and understanding finer human emotions of not-so-fine humans--- from his cryptic words
that he was not happy with me :
"What were you thinking!!!???? This is deep shit now !!!!! You have gotten me into deep shit !!!!!
You are @#$##^& &^%**((*&&^^%%$%^& ))(*&^^&^%$$$$$
I don't want to discuss this here,
we will go home and talk about it "


He is already at home
waiting for me
And i sit here, typing this mail,
trying to work off my state of fear through my trembling fears on this keyboard...

he is a soft-spoken guy
what i am concerned about is that
he might not be such a soft-fisted guy.....